Friday's Newspaper

Friday's newspaper didn't fit all the way  into my mailbox. As a result it was hard to read the newspaper that had partly turned into papier mâché:
papier mâché das Papiermaché, Papiermaschee

Macht eure Zeitung nicht so dick! Habt Mitleid mit den ZeitungsausträgerInnen und LeserInnen!
Zeitungsausträger, -austrägerin newspaper carrier